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Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations
Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations

Fuck The Tories Tree Decorations

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Party like the Tories with these glimmering tree decorations! Dazzling even in the worst of times, these pieces are the perfect decor for your Hexmas festivities. Just pair up with your head in your hands, and have a good cry. Think about how the dystopian nightmare you read about in that horror book, has now become the dreaded reality of living in Tory Britain. Hang this glittering delight on your Christmas tree and crack a smile, Boris is just a clown, after all. He’s harmless!

Why not have a mince pie and raise a glass to all the disabled people lost during the pandemic? That’s nice, just like when we clapped for nurses. Don’t think about how the Tories trampled on them with benefit cuts and shitty wages. Let’s give them a break, Boris did wear a purple tie on International Disability Day which really helped people! He also visited hospitals shaking hands, that was nice wasn’t it!

Whilst looking at your gorgeous Killrbangz skull jewel, you’ll think about all the grandmas and grandads needlessly lost to COVID, whilst the Tories snorted cocaine, partied with toffs and laughed at you.

It’s okay, positive vibes radiating from this incredible decoration will save you from this downward spiral. It’s going to be okay, things have to get better! Suddenly an image of David Cameron fucking a pig pops into your head. Merry fucking Christmas.

Designed and handmade in the UK. Laser cut acrylic with twine.